Thus Sexted Zarathrustra

lesbx:

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

(via dulect)

• 25 Aug 2019
• 212686

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(via 324432463552434565435241354-dea)

• 5 Aug 2019
• 1400034

lobotomybarbie:

Mama Mia……..here I mf go again

(via m-eowdy)

• 28 Jul 2019
• 37848

hungwy:

oh god im responsible for me

(via cornygirlfriend)

• 25 Jul 2019
• 112110

lakevida:

i’m familiar with self care

(via constellation-prizes)

• 23 Jul 2019
• 110189

Anonymous asked: whats the most difficult part of lesbian sex?

tiny-femme-deactivated20200819:

keeping ur cats out of the bedroom

• 20 Jul 2019
• 9296

m4ge:

could really go for a steaming mug of homemade hot cocoa at an old new england lighthouse in the middle of a stormy night while i stare at the raging sea wistfully right about now 

(via shelbytaylor-deactivated2021011)

• 17 Jul 2019
• 77666

nickxdee:

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

(via approach)

• 17 Jul 2019
• 567272

thefibrofiles:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that’s constantly exhausted and likes naps.

(via minoansnakegoddessofficial-deac)

• 17 Jul 2019
• 14225